What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 11:11

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger