What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What do you think of Vance using a clip of an embarrassed teenager from almost 20 years ago in an attempt to bully Kamala Harris?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

One day, I happened to walk past where my crush was with friends. Then all of a sudden they start laughing, and someone maybe him, goes "freaking (my name) with her freaking hair!" Can anyone offer insights into this? We're in middle school.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why are you bare-nakedly displaying your anti-Trump bias while ignoring the liberals' destruction of the US? I am now blocking your e-mails because of your biased articles.

-J W Pepper

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Is there scientific evidence for reincarnation? If so, how does it work and can it be proven through regression therapy?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

Why cant I sleep on my side after getting my covid vaccine? I just got the shot and I’ve been overstimulated from not being able to sleep, my arm is very sore and it hurts so much to move and I just want to sleep but it hurts if I lay on either side

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”